Attention, Austenacious community: Are you in San Francisco this Saturday? Are you going to WonderCon?
If so, keep an eye out for your sisters in Jane-ity!
Miss Osborne and Miss Ball will be cruising Moscone Center all day, performing ultra-scientific field research regarding two significant and commendable hypotheses: 1) the technical and possibly universal nature of the single man in possession of a good fortune, yet in want of a wife (it’s not what you think!), and 2) the difficulty of scoring face time with Jake Gyllenhaal (it’s . . . exactly what you think). If you happen to spot us across a crowded room (hint: here’s what we look like), do say hi!
You won’t find us in Regency costumes, Avatar-blue body paint, Sailor Moon costumes, or Storm Trooper masks—we’ll be undercover as incredulous civilians—but you might find us behind a video camera, working on a Very Special Episode of Austenacious (finally: we learn about our changing bodies!). Either way, don’t be shy—we’d love to meet you.
Otherwise, you know, it’s just us and Jake. And I don’t think anybody—least of all Jake—wants that.
Tagged: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jane Austen, Moscone Center, San Francisco, WonderCon on Wednesday, March 31, 2010 · 3 Comments »
What?!? Are you saying I *shouldn’t* wear my Princess Leia golden bikini outfit at WonderCon?
(P.S.–if we meet Jake Gyllenhaal, you can have him. He’s too pretty for me. Now, if Clive Owen, Daniel Craig, or Russell Crowe show up, that’s another story.)
1. Well, you CAN, but you’d clash with my Halle Berry Catwoman getup. (I wasn’t going to tell you ahead of time, but…)
2. Deal. Peace and harmony reign once more!
2. Hey! I did not sign off on this!