Gentle readers, whatever your religious leanings we hope you had pleasant weekends filled with good friends, good tidings, good cheer, and good food. We here at Austenacious HQ had a very Jane-y Christmas.
Jane arrives at the scene on her reindeer, ready for action . . .
She treks through vast wastes of candy cane forest on her journey to the Christmas village . . .
And after a long and arduous struggle against some amazing wrapping paper, Jane conquers the Christmas village!
In tribute, the Three Wise Relatives offer gifts to Jane: greetings cards, a calendar, and . . .
Pride and Prejudice: The Game!
Jane is so pleased with the tribute that she slays a wild turkey-beast that has been ravaging the village. She even cooks the beast in the traditional Ninjane style, and serves a banquet to her new subjects.
The banquet finishes with a handsome Yule log. Sadly, the documentary crew on hand was busy playing Tripoley, and was not in time to photograph the whole log. In fact they barely managed to hold Jane off of it long enough to capture this shot. It was worth it, they felt, in order to properly document Action Jane’s adventures.
This concludes Jane’s Christmas adventure. Three cheers for Jane! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!
Happy New Year, everyone. We will see you, as they say, on the flip side.